last-chance-gas-station:


Ep 1 - Tourist TrappedEp 2 - The Legend of the GobblewonkerEp 3 - HeadhuntersEp 4 - The Hand That Rocks the MabelEp 5 - The InconveniencingEp 6 - Dipper vs. ManlinessEp 7 - Double DipperEp 8 - Irrational TreasureEp 9 - The Time Traveler’s PigEp 10 - Fight FightersEp 11 - Little DipperEp 12 - SummerweenEp 13 - Boss MabelEp 14 - Bottomless Pit!Ep 15 - The Deep EndEp 16 - Carpet DiemEp 17 - Boyz CrazyEp 18 - Land Before SwineEp 19 - DreamscaperersEp 20 - Gideon RisesEp 21 - Scary-okeEp 22 - Into the BunkerEp 23 - The Golf WarEp 24 - Sock OperaEp 25 - Soos and the Real Girl
Dipper’s Guide to the UnexplainedMabel’s Guide to LifeFixin’ It with SoosTV ShortsOneTwoMabel’s Scrapbook
I’ll try to update it when a new episode comes out. And if any of the links aren’t working, come message me and i’ll do what I can :D

kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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thevolutionofnerdy:

deaneggsandsam:

no but could you imagine one of the quidditch team members saying “knock on wood” and they all just hit oliver before a big match

I’m almost a thousand percent sure the Weasley twins did that at some point

(via unintentional-improvisations)

wifigodz:

plost twist: another harry potter book comes out about all their kids

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theprophetchuck:

spookypbj:

katsallday:

indevan:

hausofpancakes:

Space Jam vs. The Prince of Egypt | Space Plagues

IM AT WORK AND CANT LISTEN TO THIS BUT IM REBLOGGING IT BECAUSE I KNOW ITS GONNA BE GOOD.

I don’t know how they did it, I really don’t but they tore it up. Like I was dancing in my chair. 

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tillyoaktree:

jevers1010:

e-nomine-lux-ferous:

thatstheriddle:

sherokutakari:

deanbelievesinwholockholmes:

bennydict:

EVERYONE who reblogs this will be insulted in Shakespearean fashion.

I am so looking forward to this …

I GOT MINE BEING INSULTED HAS MADE MY NIGHT

EVERYONE

SHES NOT JOKING

I am completely prepared for this.

Hit meh with ya best shot

im literally refreshing my tumblr every five minutes

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matchgirl42:

matchgirl42:

persephone622:

mousathe14:

antinegationism:

itsbenedict:

argentalphas:

The Prince of Egypt + Thor and Loki [ 1 / 2 ]

#on a scale of moses to loki how well do you handle being adopted

do you make grandiose speeches and perform a series of supernatural feats that result in a massive death toll, or do you… wait

Oh c’mon that’s not fair I mean Loki was recruited to carry out the bidding of a hitherto unknown supernatural bei —- wait. 

Moses and Loki, there’s one comparison I never saw coming.

Well. That’s interesting …

Thought this could use a reblog.

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allabitofablur:

0-memento-mori-0:

glassbottledemon:

smartinis:

i remember until i was ten, i spelt ‘satin’ like ‘satan’ and i went to a christian school and they called my parents because i wrote ‘satan is soft like a bunny’ and they wanted the priest to talk to me

Satan is glad you appreciate the effort.

Satan uses Garnier Fructis to lock in moisture.

I JUST LOST MY SHIT

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cephalopodvictorious:

roarkshop:

natvarmac:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

theassofremylebeau:

Best lesson from a Disney movie

This is an underrated movie

This is a grossly underrated movie.

Can I take a minute to rant? Good. Cuz I’m gonna.

I FLOVE this movie. And I HATE all the stupid hatred it gets. For a long time the buzz was “finally a black princess yay!” and now everyone is like “Fuck this movie, first black princess and she spends the whole movie a frog.”

You know what? Fuck that. Because Ariel spent a good majority of the movie not talking. Mulan spent the majority of the move pretending to be a man. Aurora and Snow White? Asleep (Hardly in the movie at all). They’re all just plot devices, not designed to take away from the traits of the women. 

And you know what else? Unlike some of the other princesses, Tiana is in control of her destiny every step of the way. When she turns into the frog does she lose hope and need rescuing? Hell naw. She busts Naveen over the head and gets the job done. She is consistently responsible and capable even after having her dreams crushed and turning into a freaking frog. 

So don’t tell me that Tiana is “less than” just because she gets turned into a frog. She’s still one of the most hardworking, badass, and capable chicks in animated history and I love her like crazy cakes. 

the end. 

Also? She’s based on a real person. A real woman who is 91 and is still cooking in her kitchen. She’s still widely respected in the culinary community, she’s fed presidents, she’s had songs written about her and her restaurants. She’s 91, and she still wakes up every morning to run things, because she still believes in hard work and good food. And if you don’t think that’s truly fantastic, then you can just fuck right off.

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